task:

write a line that includes the word timbuktu in order to beat this one.

when tim and i to brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent,
they were three and we were two,
so i booked one and tim booked two.

for the last couple of months i have been playing wow on a regular basis together with a bunch of crazy austrians. thus i have learned quite a number of new words. here are my three favorites:

- schagaga
- peitschnburschi
- hoberer haberer


your todo for today is to explain what those words mean. yes i know already, but it is fun to guess anyway.

ps: this is a piefke-only task. sry.

[found at nelly where you can also find this]

yes this one is cruel and mean, but it sure is funny and also extremely suitable to guide me into an evening of alcohol (really not that much sweetie, stop worrying!), relaxation and three seasons of two and a half men:

#1: "ok now, girls with big breasts work at hooters, right?"

#2: "yes?"

#1: "so where do girls with only one leg work?"

#2: "i have no idea? where?

#1: "pretty simple: ihop!"

[from episode 2, season 4 of two and a half men]

those guys in croatia obviously have huge testicles... sometimes that is.

no bonding, originally uploaded by king of monks.

it is a great idea to tell people that pasting stickers on a switchboard is forbidden. it is an even better idea to put this prohibition on a sticker and past it on the very same switchboard.

life can be so much fun.

could this be the franconian answer to youtube? can´t wait to see it go online.

[for those who did not yet know: the site is powered by brummelschlumpf]

"does your cat look like adolf hitler? do you wake up in a cold sweat every night wondering if he's going to up and invade poland? does he keep putting his right paw in the air while making a noise that sounds suspiciously like "sieg miaow"? if so, this is the website for you."

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