"only porn stars need to look cool when they shoot!"

[frank caliendo on, comedy central]

"it's a choice offered to many men: you can either be a slave in heaven or a star in hell."

[david duchovny in playing god]

...honestly: to me, that would be an extremely easy choice. i´m a star already so it would basicly just be a change of environment. i just hope they have air conditon down there.

"it's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart."

[george clooney in, o brother where art thou?]

"life is not a book and it can be over in a second."

[sandra bullock in the lake house]

"it takes a lot of work to be cute."

[read in a flickr profile... of a guy!]