here is a list of five things i´d currently rather do on a monday morning instead of going to work:

• wash clothes, do the dishes and clean up the appartment castle
• sit on the couch and do some more procrastinative thinking
• attend an appointment at my dentist
• shave (no specific area - just general shaving)
• run errands

today last week, after reading this post from belle de jour (a.k.a. not the fake german but the real uk version), one of the very few blogs i have been reading on a regular basis since the beginning, i thought this could really be some fun:

five things i have, but don´t want:

1. the ability to watch tv for about 10 hours straight without having to go to the bathroom. it´s a result of decades of ruthless training.
2. a surplus kettle. i know this is kind of pathetic to mention, but i did buy a new and shiny one recently (although the old one was working just fine) so if anyone needs a used kings kettle let me know.
3. an omniscient mother that still tries to run my live. unsuccessfully i might add.
4. a really nice bicycle that is residing in my cellar and only sees daylight when i relocate.
5. the spell of procrastination (level 60).

five things i want, but don´t have:

1. healing potion for the spell of procrastination.
2. the ability to photoshop
3. someone who is folding and putting away my laundry. the washing, hanging up to dry, ironing is fine with me, but i am a complete failure with the folding part.
4. a sixpack that will not go away. both versions.
5. an always current digital picture of me, in which i look thin, handsome, shaved and properly dressed plus am making an intelligent not making a stupid face.

five things i don´t have and don´t want:

1. a tv license. yes i have a tv. two actually. but i refuse to pay for any kind of content that contains ads. never have. never will. (if you like to read a fun story about tv licenses in the uk click here)
2. nodding acquaintces who would really, really like to become friends.
3. a house at big bear lake, ca. i know someone who has one, so why waste the 1 mio dollars that i do not have to buy one. all i need is to fake a reason to visit and being a sales guy that is something that can be done in a split second.
4. any kind of boat. although i do love to and currently am living next to the water, i am not much of a boat fan. watching them is cool. taking pictures is even cooler and i do board them occationally if they are towed to the quai or/and really, really big, but i do not share the excitement about having one. i also again lack the necessary finances.
5. a wardrobe. wardrobes suck!

here is the list of five people i would like to ask those very same questions: desideria, brummelschlumpf, idoru, femme noire and saoirse.

if you pretty please with cream and sugar on top?