king of monks (big and bulletproof)

exception

kingofmonks — 2007-12-29T01:46:00Z

the woman does not exist of whose beauty all men shall agree upon.

according to baci this is to be my motto for 2008... rats.

closed

kingofmonks — 2007-06-20T21:32:00Z

...there was nothing left to say anyway.

timbuktu

kingofmonks — 2007-06-18T12:40:00Z

task:

write a line that includes the word timbuktu in order to beat this one.

when tim and i to brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent,
they were three and we were two,
so i booked one and tim booked two.

my boss

kingofmonks — 2007-06-15T12:39:00Z

fugleman

kingofmonks — 2007-06-15T10:45:00Z

"may i introduce mr. king to you?"

my boss told another boss at yesterdays meeting

"he is my fugleman and will soon occupy an important position in our company."

well... fugleman means "rechte hand" in german so i was immediately wondering: if my boss does the same ~~dirty~~ stuff with his right hand than i do with mine, i am probably going to take a rain check on this offer.

tnx. tnx a lot.

kingofmonks — 2007-06-11T21:37:00Z

...to all who knew and remembered. me = happy.

bomchikawahwah

kingofmonks — 2007-06-01T12:55:00Z

note: need to buy new axe deo.

47:12

kingofmonks — 2007-05-22T14:47:00Z

i have worked 47 days in this company now and as a result tomorrow 6 people are going to get fired plus another 6 are going to get this.

although this is probably necessary for the sake of the company i feel like shit. my boss however is a happy camper.

snafu

kingofmonks — 2007-05-21T14:27:00Z

hm...

how to blow money

kingofmonks — 2007-05-16T07:33:00Z

since i have that fabulous phone flatrate the amount of minutes i spend on the phone is almost zero. after all i could if wanted to.

what was i thinking?

many things learned

kingofmonks — 2007-05-15T10:44:00Z

for the last couple of months i have been playing wow on a regular basis together with a bunch of crazy austrians. thus i have learned quite a number of new words. here are my three favorites:

- schagaga
- peitschnburschi
- ~~hoberer~~ haberer

your todo for today is to explain what those words mean. yes i know already, but it is fun to guess anyway.

ps: this is a piefke-only task. sry.

snafu

kingofmonks — 2007-05-15T10:42:00Z

no real reason. i just like the word.

not sure

kingofmonks — 2007-05-09T13:24:00Z

conversation at work today:

"so are you going to be our new ceo mr. kingofmonks?"

"me? no. definitely not!"

"hm... then are you going to be our new sales director?"

"me? no. i don´t think so!"

"well... what are you going to be then?"

"not sure. ...yet."

leave another message

kingofmonks — 2007-05-07T08:59:00Z

still alive.
still busy.
still not that communicative.

leave a message

kingofmonks — 2007-03-02T09:21:00Z

i was told to leave a message once in a while so people know i am still alive.

hope this qualifies.