you need to focus
the best laugh i had this week, was during a presentation from a pretty cute french sales rep, that was giving a quite complicated presentation about a new product.
during the presentation she somehow (probably due to half the audience falling either asleep or beginning to talk to each other) noticed that not too many where paying attention anymore, so the stopped talking, looked at us for a second and said with kind of an angry undertone: "you need to focus!". unfortunately, with her french accent, this sounded a lot like: "you need to fuck us!".
in any case, she had the immediate attention of the 99% male audience. mission accomplished.
ps: she was also talking a lot about an "excel sheet" and i am pretty sure you can figure out for yourself how this sounded like.
during the presentation she somehow (probably due to half the audience falling either asleep or beginning to talk to each other) noticed that not too many where paying attention anymore, so the stopped talking, looked at us for a second and said with kind of an angry undertone: "you need to focus!". unfortunately, with her french accent, this sounded a lot like: "you need to fuck us!".
in any case, she had the immediate attention of the 99% male audience. mission accomplished.
ps: she was also talking a lot about an "excel sheet" and i am pretty sure you can figure out for yourself how this sounded like.
kingofmonks - 27. Oct, 11:43 - oh. my. god.
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